Re: WHICH IS THE REAL GOD?

"Gordon L. Richard" <gordonlr@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "BIll M" <wmech@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> "duke" <duckgumbo32@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>> On Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:53:20 -0600, "Gordon L. Richard" 
>>> <gordonlr@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>> wrote:
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>>>>> We call the Supreme Creator "God" by name.
>>>
>>>>It's amazing how well the Big Bang theory fits in with the Bible on 
>>>>this.
>>>
>>>>In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and the earth

>>>>was
>>>>without form (mater) and void (empty space). It was all just a 
>>>>point...no
>>>>void empty space and no matter. Then the Big Bang occurred....
>>>
>>>>Note that the Bible says "without form and void," not "without form,
and
>>>>void." Placing a coma after form is an error. Without form and void 
>>>>should
>>>>be interptreted somewhat like one would interpret a statement about a
>>>>homeless person who is without food and shelter...none of either.
>>>
>>> My bible says "the earth was formless and desolate".
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>> You nonsensicle Bible also says that Adam was created from dirt and Eve

>> from Adams's
>> rib. Do you really believe the Biblical nonsense?
>>
>
> Those Biblical naratives are seldom intended to be interpreted in a 
> simplistic literal way. But, by giving the informtion to us in this 
> alegorical form, God made the core information available to all people, 
> from the very primitive to the most modern, and no one has an advantage 
> over the people of another time. We are all treated equally. The core 
> information is there if you want to dig it out, or it is easy for you to

> reject it if that is your choice. Accepting or rejecting it is your 
> choice, and not God's. Your will is sovereign.> Adam was indeed made
from 
> the very elements of the earth. He wasn't like Superman whose body had 
> some of that element, krypton, from another planet/star system. And, Eve

> was made from the same material. After Adam class males mutated into a 
> form with a much better speech center of their brain there was not found
a 
> female suitable for a mate for the Adam class males. Aparently this 
> mutation was carried by Adam's Y chromosome and the females didn't
inherit 
> it.
>
> Adam named the animals...used nouns, but aparently the females did not 
> have this capacity in the speech center of her brain. There wasn't a 
> female found who was suitable as a mate for the Adam class males. The 
> females may have been able to use something equivalent to verbs, but 
> understanding nouns seems to have been beyond her capacity.
>
> It may be that God resolved this set of problems by causing a retrovirus

> to infect Adam and transfer some of his DNA from the leukocyte cells in 
> the flat bones (ribs) of Adam's body into the reproductive cells (ova)
of 
> some of the women. After that, both males and females of the Adam class 
> had this enhansed speech capacity.
>
>
>

One hopes that the above is meant as satire.