Re: ATHEISM MAKES NO SENSE

"DanielSan" <petersonj07@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Feng wrote:
>> On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:02:10 -0500, "Ghamph" <ghamph@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> wrote:
>>> "Bill M" <wmech@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>>>>
>>>> There are hundreds of different gods and religions.
>>>> IF there was a REAL god, why would he permit his flock to be misled
by
>>>> all
>>>> these false religions? How is one to KNOW which god, if any, is REAL
>>>> and
>>>> which are fakes?
>>>> Logic indicates they are all fakes!
>>>
>>> I'd be happy if just one God (any God) would show up somewhere except
in
>>> peoples hopes and dreams.
>>
>> You may want to look into your own heart. That's where God lives.
>
> Along with the warring blood pixies.
> I've mentioned them before, but just in case you haven't heard the
Legend
> of the Blood Pixies, (something I made up) here it is:
> Inside you body lives the blood pixies.  They fight a neverending civil
> war, pu****ng against the walls of your heart.
> The Inner Heart pixies, energized by the influx of blood, push the walls
> of the heart outwards in an attempt to destroy the wall and kill the
Outer
> Heart pixies.  Y'see, the Outer Heart pixies have only one weakness:
> Blood is very fatal to them.
> In response, the Outer Heart pixies push inwards on the walls of the
heart
> in an attempt to destroy the Inner Heart pixies, who can be killed by
the
> body's interstitial fluid.
> In this neverending battle, the Outer Heart pixies try to kill the Inner
> Heart pixies, and vice versa, which has the added benefit of keeping you
> alive.
> Now, we invite a third party to the mix:  The Cholesterols.
> The Cholesterols come from the outside, in the form of Quarter Pounder
> cheeseburgers from McDonald's.  They enter the bloodstream, taking up
> residences in little communities called "Plaques".
> They side with the Inner Heart Pixie faction as they enter the heart,
> strengthening the Inner Heart Pixies' force.  Too many Cholesterols
> introduced into the blood system can lead to a structural failure of the
> wall of the heart, leading to the death of the Outer Heart Pixies and,
as
> a side effect, you.
> Therefore, the moral of this story is, side with the Outer Heart pixies.
> They're the only ones keeping you alive.  Alternatively, stay away from
> Quarter Pounders.
> Now prove I'm wrong.
> *          DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226          *
>
    A dialectic materialist spamming religious / philosophical NGs? How
droll!!!! "pixies" indeed!!!!




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