Re: MORE EVIDENCE OF GOD

"Christopher A.Lee" <calee@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
news:32lhi35ruv6kqdf15uipoedqq85u3fvhhm@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> **** off and die.
>
    We have heard your cry for salvation and deliberated your case. Please

find below Memorandum

Pastor Frank

M E M O R A N D U M

From: The Broomleigh Baptist Salvation Evaluation Committee (Subcommittee
for the Irretrievably Lost, whether Catholics, Mormons, Muslims, Liberal
atheists, the ***ually Incontinent, or Unrepentant Serial Killers)

To: Christopher A.Lee

Re: In the matter of your Salvation
__________________________________________________

As the vessel of the Lord's perfect message of boundless wrath and
annoyance with His imperfect creations, the matter of your wistful hopes
of salvation was brought before the full board of the Broomleigh Baptist
Salvation Evaluation Committee on this very day.

After a suitable time for contemplation, no matter how seemingly brief,
it was determined by unanimous consent of all True Christians® present
the following findings of fact:

1. You represent an error in God's otherwise perfect creation;

2. Your presence in God's Glory would be incongruous and you need to be
recycled to make you conform to the latest model of creation and fit for
the
Kingdom of Heaven.

3. We therefore advise you to prepare yourself for recall any moment now
and
settle your earthly affairs ASAP, donating all your earthly possessions to
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich).

The Lord has specifically asked us to remind you, that your consignment to
the recycle bin in the bowels of the earth, where you will be disassembled

into your basic components and reused in the creation of a new and better 
person, must not be construed as punishment for past failings, nor as 
indicating, that the Lord has, by either design or omission, discontinued 
His unconditional love for you.

And further, you are not to construe our glee in the knowledge, that we
shall not be sharing your presently looming fate as an indication of any
lack of love for you, befitting True Christians®.

Wi****ng you a speedy decent as well as return in the form of a new and 
better person,

Mrs. Katie Fisher, Chairlady & Britain's Best Christian

-- 
Katie Fisher, DD, FFD
Britain's Best Christian
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
31 Baring Road, Croydon CR0 7DD, Great Britain
From: http://www.church.broomleigh.org/





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