On 17 Jun 2007, almuslem <bin_qahtan@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> posted some
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> Excuse me!!
> Would you stop for a moment?!
Well uh, sure.
> O...man...Haven't you thought-one day- about yourself ?
> Who has made it?
Made what? I made it downstairs for coffee. Does that count?
> Have you seen a design which hasn't a designer ?!
> Have you seen a wonderful,delicate work without a worker ?!
> It's you and the whole universe!..
It is?
> Who has made them all ?!!
> You know who ?.. It's "ALLAH",prise be to him.
Prise? Is he stuck? Just put a big firm boot in his ass, he'll come
loose.
> Just think for a moment.
> How are you going to be after death ?!
Dead...worm food, unless they torch me and stick me on the mantel with
gramps.
> Can you believe that this exact system of the universe and all of
> these great creation will end in in nothing...just after death!
It better not. People owe me money.
> Have you thought, for a second, How to save your soul from Allah's
> punishment?!
I eat BBQ pork ribs pretty regular, and drink beer...sometimes a lot of
beer. Why am I being punished anyway?
> Haven't you thought about what is the right religion?!
> Read ... and think deeply before you answer..
Is there a left religion? I'd like to be sure.
> It is religion of Islam.
The United Pentecostal Mormon Church of Mustang Ranch Lutheran
Methodists begs to differ.
> It is the religion that Mohammad-peace upon him- the last prophet, had
> been sent by.
He should have shipped with FedEx 'cause it ain't here.
> It is the religion that the right Bible- which is not distorted-has
> preached.
> Just have a look at The Bible of (Bernaba).
My copy is permanently archived in the biffy library.
> Don't be be emotional .
> Be rational and judge..
> Just look..listen...compare..and then judge and say your word.
Does your church mind women wearing really short dresses with no pudenda
covers? Brunettes in particular must have been very warm this Sunday...
Will I go to hell because I noticed? Can I be sent there more than ten
times?
> We advise you to visit :
> http://www.al-sunnah.com/
> http://www.thetruereligion.org/
> http://www.sultan.org/
> http://www.islam-qa.com/
I recommend you go here:
http://www.subgenius.com/
http://www.jcsgirls.com/
http://www.whorechurch.org
http://www.reason.com/news/show/29111.html
http://loljesus.com/category/lolmohammed-becasue-muslims-suck-too/
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