On Feb 17, 4:06 pm, Marquis Des Moines <mast...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> On Feb 16, 10:14 pm, mao_a...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
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> > On Feb 15, 2:06 pm, barb <xenub...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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> > > Gnostic wrote:
> > > > Praise the Lord and pass the Prozac! Armageddon is almost here!
>
> > > > Rapture Ready - your prophecy resource for the end times
>
> > > > The rapture of the Church will kick-off the tribulation. Make sure
you are
> > > > rapture ready.
>
> > > >www.raptureready.com/
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> > > > The Purpose For This Index
>
> > > > The Rapture Index has two functions: one is to factor together a
number of
> > > > related end time components into a cohesive indicator, and the
other is to
> > > > standardize those components to eliminate the wide variance that
currently
> > > > exists with prophecy re****ting.
>
> > > > The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture,
however, the
> > > > index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act
as a
> > > > precursor to the rapture.
>
> > > > You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average
of end
> > > > time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as
prophetic
> > > > speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving
towards the
> > > > occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.
>
> > > > Rapture Index of 100 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
> > > > Rapture Index of 100 to 130: Moderate prophetic activity
> > > > Rapture Index of 130 to 160: Heavy prophetic activity
> > > > Rapture Index above 160: Fasten your seat belts
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> > > >www.raptureready.com/rap2.html
>
> > > Let's see...Carryall with extra socks?
> > > Check.
> > > $5 bill?
> > > Check.
> > > Brand new NIKE sneakers?
> > > Check.
> > > Purple shroud?
> > > Check.
> > > Applesauce and vodka?
> > > Check.
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> > > Yep, I'm...wait a minute! Isn't this the line for the space ****p?
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> > > --
> > > Barb
> > > Chaplain, ARSCC (wdne)
> > > I can haz Legion?- Hide quoted text -
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> > > - Show quoted text -
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> > Barb,
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> > Just so you know the truth about this, because I have come to respect
> > you. Rapture is believed by all Christians. Catholics, Baptists,
> > Fundmentalists, Evangelicals, Angelicans and the Protestants.
>
> > The only disagreement is "Pre-Trib" "Mid-Trib" "Post-Trib". There are
> > numerous Scripture references. The story Antimidas is telling is not
> > correct.
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> > The sock puppets are swarming on this one. See if they can get others
> > to mock Christanity, then if a Christan wanders through, they will be
> > immediately set against the board.
>
> > This is an attempt at showing this message board is filled with
> > Religious bigots.
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> > Don't fall for it.- Hide quoted text -
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> > - Show quoted text -
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> There is no religious bigotry here. We understand that all
> spirituality and atheism is full of bull****, and accept them with all
> the love in our glands none the less.
hmm, maybe I will debate on this topic.
If you wouldn't have said that, honestly I wouldn't have considered
the topic worthy of discussion.
Alright, it's three a.m. time to shoot the breeze.
rapture is mentioned several times, mostly in revelations, and almost
always it's in allusion that this is done. The problem of allusion is
that it can be interpreted many different ways. It is the most
irritating habit of the bible.
Of course you could just take the legalistic view, and say their isn't
any allusion in the bible at all.
all people who hope for rapture don't deserve to get it. Two reasons,
if you think you're guaranteed, you're ****ed. Those who believe they
have nothing to be humble for are always full of hubris.
and two because they're actually hoping for people to go to hell.
Wow, that's great, I'm sure J-man approves.
politics, religion, while these may be used as tools, that doesn't
necessarily diminish the validity of these arguments.
the real problem of the world is jack*****, they're always ****ing
things up. They belong to every single organization no matter how
intelligent or right they are, the key is telling them to stfu until
they earn respect and gain some intelligence, or sterilization.
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