Re: Poll - How many Anonymous members are Rapture Ready?

On Feb 15, 2:06=A0pm, barb <xenub...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Gnostic wrote:
> > =A0Praise the Lord and pass the Prozac! =A0Armageddon is almost here!
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> > Rapture Ready - your prophecy resource for the end times
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> > The rapture of the Church will kick-off the tribulation. Make sure you
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> > rapture ready.
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> >www.raptureready.com/
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> > The Purpose For This Index
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> > The Rapture Index has two functions: one is to factor together a
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> > related end time components into a cohesive indicator, and the other
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> > standardize those components to eliminate the wide variance that
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> > exists with prophecy re****ting.
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> > The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture,
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the
> > index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a
> > precursor to the rapture.
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> > You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of
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> > time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as
prophe=
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> > speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards
the
> > occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.
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> > Rapture Index of 100 and Below: =A0Slow prophetic activity
> > Rapture Index of 100 to 130: =A0 =A0 Moderate prophetic activity
> > Rapture Index of 130 to 160: =A0 =A0Heavy prophetic activity
> > Rapture Index above 160: =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0Fasten your seat belts
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> >www.raptureready.com/rap2.html
>
> Let's see...Carryall with extra socks?
> Check.
> $5 bill?
> Check.
> Brand new NIKE sneakers?
> Check.
> Purple shroud?
> Check.
> Applesauce and vodka?
> Check.
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> Yep, I'm...wait a minute! Isn't this the line for the space ****p?
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> --
> Barb
> Chaplain, ARSCC (wdne)
> I can haz Legion?- Hide quoted text -
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Barb,

Just so you know the truth about this, because I have come to respect
you. Rapture is believed by all Christians. Catholics, Baptists,
Fundmentalists, Evangelicals, Angelicans and the Protestants.

The only disagreement is "Pre-Trib" "Mid-Trib" "Post-Trib". There are
numerous Scripture references. The story Antimidas is telling is not
correct.

The sock puppets are swarming on this one. See if they can get others
to mock Christanity, then if a Christan wanders through, they will be
immediately set against the board.

This is an attempt at showing this message board is filled with
Religious bigots.

Don't fall for it.