Re: Poll - How many Anonymous members are Rapture Ready?

Gnostic wrote:
>  Praise the Lord and pass the Prozac!  Armageddon is almost here!
> 
> 
> 
> Rapture Ready - your prophecy resource for the end times
> 
> The rapture of the Church will kick-off the tribulation. Make sure you
are
> rapture ready.
> 
> www.raptureready.com/
> 
> 
> The Purpose For This Index
> 
> The Rapture Index has two functions: one is to factor together a number
of
> related end time components into a cohesive indicator, and the other is
to
> standardize those components to eliminate the wide variance that
currently
> exists with prophecy re****ting.
> 
> The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture, however,
the
> index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a
> precursor to the rapture.
> 
> You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end
> time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as
prophetic
> speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the
> occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.
> 
> Rapture Index of 100 and Below:  Slow prophetic activity
> Rapture Index of 100 to 130:     Moderate prophetic activity
> Rapture Index of 130 to 160:    Heavy prophetic activity
> Rapture Index above 160:        Fasten your seat belts
> 
> www.raptureready.com/rap2.html
> 
> 

Let's see...Carryall with extra socks?
Check.
$5 bill?
Check.
Brand new NIKE sneakers?
Check.
Purple shroud?
Check.
Applesauce and vodka?
Check.

Yep, I'm...wait a minute! Isn't this the line for the space ****p?

-- 
Barb
Chaplain, ARSCC (wdne)
I can haz Legion?