Re: Poll - How many Anonymous members are Rapture Ready?

Gnostic wrote:
> 
>  Praise the Lord and pass the Prozac!  
> Armageddon is almost here!
> 
> Rapture Ready - your prophecy resource for the end times
> 
> The rapture of the Church will kick-off the tribulation. 
> Make sure you are rapture ready.
> 
> www.raptureready.com/
> 
> The Purpose For This Index
> 
> The Rapture Index has two functions: one is to factor 
> together a number of related end time components into a 
> cohesive indicator, and the other is to standardize those 
> components to eliminate the wide variance that currently
> exists with prophecy reporting.
> 
> The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the 
> rapture, however, the index is designed to measure the 
> type of activity that could act as a precursor to the 
> rapture.
> 
> You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial 
> Average of end time activity, but I think it would be 
> better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The 
> higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the
> occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.
> 
> Rapture Index of 100 and Below:  Slow prophetic activity
> Rapture Index of 100 to 130:     Moderate prophetic activity
> Rapture Index of 130 to 160:    Heavy prophetic activity
> Rapture Index above 160:        Fasten your seat belts
> 


They left out a bunch!

The 30-day Rhodium chart:  

http://www.kitco.com/charts/popup/rh0030lnb.html

Soybean futures:

http://www.cbot.com/cbot/pub/page/0,3181,959,00.html

Breast enlargement/reduction:

http://tinyurl.com/2y82rj

Penis enlargement/Hillary Clinton:

http://tinyurl.com/ytnz2z



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