On Feb 10, 6:13 pm, "Miss Binky" <Miss Bi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
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> SODDI"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
wrote in message
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> news:6rGdnWeW9aYNHTLanZ2dnUVZ_jidnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:07:07 -0500, "Cyrenius SODDI" <n...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > wrote:
> >>Fixed yr header for you.
>
> > L. Ron Hubbard tells the bartender, "I can see by the way you poured
> > that drink that you have personality problems, caused by invisible
> > aliens that infest your body. I can cure that for you, for a few
> > hundred thousand dollars, and loose your inner powers and you can rule
> > the world."
>
> > Jack Parsons tells the bartender, who is a cute redhead, "I can see by
> > the way you wipe the bar down that you are actually the incarnation of
> > the Whore of Babylon. Come with me, I will work a powerful magickal
> > ritual to loose your inner powers, and we will rule the world
> > together."
>
> > They both turn to Aleister Crowley to see if he can top that.
>
> > Crowley says "****, I just came in to use the john!"
>
> > ***
>
> > wait, that's not funny.
>
> > can I have a do-over?
>
> Okay, I got one...
>
> Then, Aleister Crowley gets on the bar, drops his trousers and takes a
big
> ****.
>
> ...that's all I've got so far.
>
> --
> Miss Binky
It's obvious you don't have any grandkids. You forgot "and they all
lived happily ever after."
BLP
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