L. Ron Hubbard tells the bartender, "I can see by the way you poured
that drink that you have personality problems, caused by invisible
aliens that infest your body. I can cure that for you, for a few
hundred thousand dollars, and loose your inner powers and you can rule
the world."
Jack Parsons tells the bartender, who is a cute redhead, "I can see by
the way you wipe the bar down that you are actually the incarnation of
the Whore Of Babylon. Come with me, I will work a powerful magickal
ritual to loose your inner powers, and we will rule the world
together."
They both turn to Aleister Crowley to see if he can top that.
Crowley says "Shit, I just came in to use the john!"
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wait, that's not funny.
***
there, now it's funny.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
yeah, but you weren't THERE PERSONALLY to
watch a chimp mutate into a human, were you? THEN IT'S NOT PROVEN.
No, in order to actually prove it, see, a chimp would have to evolve
into a human before our eyes.
- ID in a nutshell
:: Currently listening to Cecilia, 1970, by Simon and Garfunkel, from
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
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