On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:13:59 -0800, "Miss Binky" <Miss
Binky@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>
>--
>SODDI
>"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
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>> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:07:07 -0500, "Cyrenius SODDI" <null@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> wrote:
>>
>>>Fixed yr header for you.
>>>
>>
>> L. Ron Hubbard tells the bartender, "I can see by the way you poured
>> that drink that you have personality problems, caused by invisible
>> aliens that infest your body. I can cure that for you, for a few
>> hundred thousand dollars, and loose your inner powers and you can rule
>> the world."
>>
>> Jack Parsons tells the bartender, who is a cute redhead, "I can see by
>> the way you wipe the bar down that you are actually the incarnation of
>> the Whore of Babylon. Come with me, I will work a powerful magickal
>> ritual to loose your inner powers, and we will rule the world
>> together."
>>
>> They both turn to Aleister Crowley to see if he can top that.
>>
>> Crowley says "****, I just came in to use the john!"
>>
>> ***
>>
>> wait, that's not funny.
>>
>> can I have a do-over?
>>
>>
>> --
>> Zapanaz
>> International Satanic Conspiracy
>> Customer Sup****t Specialist
>> http://joecosby.com/
>> Me TOOL USER! FIVE-FINGER-MAN! Make weapons! Sharp arrow heads! Strong
>> bow! Trade to beady-eyed hunter types! Chase wives while hunter-types
>> gone! Make pictures on cave wall, say magic words while wearing scary
>> bear skull, keep whole tribe guessing!
>>
>> :: Currently listening to Wi****ng You Were Somehow Here Again, 1987, by
>> Andrew Lloyd Webber, from "Highlights From The Phantom Of The Opera"
>
>
>Okay, I got one...
>
>Then, Aleister Crowley gets on the bar, drops his trousers and takes a
big
>****.
>
>...that's all I've got so far.
NO, IT'S DONE!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Sup****t Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Isn't round the funny side that never ends?
:: Currently listening to Martini Five-O, 1998, by The Blue Hawaiians,
from "Big Waves (Five Decades of Surf Rock)"
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