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SODDI
"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
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> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:07:07 -0500, "Cyrenius SODDI" <null@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> wrote:
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>>Fixed yr header for you.
>>
>
> L. Ron Hubbard tells the bartender, "I can see by the way you poured
> that drink that you have personality problems, caused by invisible
> aliens that infest your body. I can cure that for you, for a few
> hundred thousand dollars, and loose your inner powers and you can rule
> the world."
>
> Jack Parsons tells the bartender, who is a cute redhead, "I can see by
> the way you wipe the bar down that you are actually the incarnation of
> the Whore of Babylon. Come with me, I will work a powerful magickal
> ritual to loose your inner powers, and we will rule the world
> together."
>
> They both turn to Aleister Crowley to see if he can top that.
>
> Crowley says "****, I just came in to use the john!"
>
> ***
>
> wait, that's not funny.
>
> can I have a do-over?
>
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Sup****t Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
> Me TOOL USER! FIVE-FINGER-MAN! Make weapons! Sharp arrow heads! Strong
> bow! Trade to beady-eyed hunter types! Chase wives while hunter-types
> gone! Make pictures on cave wall, say magic words while wearing scary
> bear skull, keep whole tribe guessing!
>
> :: Currently listening to Wi****ng You Were Somehow Here Again, 1987, by
> Andrew Lloyd Webber, from "Highlights From The Phantom Of The Opera"
Okay, I got one...
Then, Aleister Crowley gets on the bar, drops his trousers and takes a big
****.
....that's all I've got so far.
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Miss Binky
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