On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:07:07 -0500, "Cyrenius SODDI" <null@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
>Fixed yr header for you.
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L. Ron Hubbard tells the bartender, "I can see by the way you poured
that drink that you have personality problems, caused by invisible
aliens that infest your body. I can cure that for you, for a few
hundred thousand dollars, and loose your inner powers and you can rule
the world."
Jack Parsons tells the bartender, who is a cute redhead, "I can see by
the way you wipe the bar down that you are actually the incarnation of
the Whore of Babylon. Come with me, I will work a powerful magickal
ritual to loose your inner powers, and we will rule the world
together."
They both turn to Aleister Crowley to see if he can top that.
Crowley says "****, I just came in to use the john!"
***
wait, that's not funny.
can I have a do-over?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Sup****t Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Me TOOL USER! FIVE-FINGER-MAN! Make weapons! Sharp arrow heads! Strong
bow! Trade to beady-eyed hunter types! Chase wives while hunter-types
gone! Make pictures on cave wall, say magic words while wearing scary
bear skull, keep whole tribe guessing!
:: Currently listening to Wi****ng You Were Somehow Here Again, 1987, by
Andrew Lloyd Webber, from "Highlights From The Phantom Of The Opera"
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