On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:24:02 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:13:49 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
>
>> In article <hI2dnRMXrvFcOMTanZ2dnUVZ_gmdnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> "Mark K.
>> Bilbo" <gmail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes:
>>> On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:24:04 -0800, Conspiracy of Doves wrote:
>>>
>>> > Can you try to sum up what you've been trying to say in those five
>>> > huge posts in 100 words or less? I can tell you right now that NO
ONE
>>> > is going to read those things.
>>>
>>> Especially since he's in everybody's killfiles...
>>
>> I've no idea of what this is all about, having accidentally stumbled
>> into this thread while looking for the restroom. Do I take it
correctly
>> from what Conspiracy of Doves said that we've got a militant,
>> in-your-face Buddhist on the loose?
>
>No, we have a sociopathic blow hard who's taken a vague, surface (mis)
>understanding of AA and Buddhism and rolled his own... dog's breakfast.
>
>Anyway. Here are the rules to keep in mind:
>
>1. V knows all, sees all, tells all.
>
>2. V is better than you.
>
>3. And everybody else.
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>4. Everybody persecutes V.
>
>5. Not for being the arrogant prick he is but because they're prejudice.
>
>6. Because he's better than them.
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>7. And you.
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>8. You need help.
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>9. V's help.
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>10. Because he's better than you.
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>11. And smarter.
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>12. And wiser.
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>13. And smells better.
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>14. And he's just gosh darn pretty.
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>15. V takes 30 to 50,000 words to say, "I am a fruit loop".
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>16. Usenet works the way V says it does.
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>17. Even though it doesn't.
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>18. And V is utterly clueless.
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>19. But V is always right.
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>20. In case you missed that, V is *ALWAYS* right.
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>21. This is a "forum", not a newsgroup.
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>21a. It should be moved to the web.
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>21b. Because V said so.
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>21c. See how much better V is than you?
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>22. Alt.atheism has 2336 official members.
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>23. Because Google Groups says so, that's why.
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>24. Only about two dozen of them post.
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>25. Because Raven, Robibnikoff, Mark K. Bilbo, Michael Gray, Kate, Floyd,
>Neil Kelsey, Michelle Milkin, Ghod, Parsifa (sic), Martin, Lucifer, Syd
>M, John #1782, Enkidu, Hollis, Gail, Rev. Karl E. Taylor, Martin,
>BuddyThunder, NC, Stoney, Medusa, David Silverman aka Sanity's Little
>Helper, Al Klein are assholes.
>
>25a. Also they're V's groupies.
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>25b. Never mind they all killfiled him, they're still V's groupies.
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>25c. See 10 - 14 above.
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>25d. Also, V doesn't know that a killfile is.
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>25e. Therefore, they don't exist.
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>26. Alt.atheism has official member****p.
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>27. Because we're persecuting V, we won't give him one.
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>28. So he took one.
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>29. Number 2.
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>30. All over the newsgroup.
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>31. Mark is a bad host for the group.
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>31a. Never mind that Mark hosts the website for the newsgroup.
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>31b. V doesn't understand that.
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>31c. So it can't be im****tant.
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>32. Michelle is a bad leader.
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>33. Michelle thinks the very thought of being the leader of a.a. is
>hysterically funny.
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>34. Because she's persecuting V.
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>34a. Not because it's funny.
>
>34b. And V is never wrong so she's the leader of the forum that won't
>give him official member****p despite being a "member in good standing for
>two years".
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>34c. No, we don't know what he was standing in all that time.
>
>34d. But he says he was good at it.
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>35. 70% of moderated online groups that V has been in have locked him
out.
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>36. He is proud of this.
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>37. Every single, minuscule detail of V's life fascinates you.
>
>38. Yes it does.
>
>39. That's why he spends 30,000 words telling you about it.
>
>40. Oh and V is better than you.
>
>
>Did I forget anything?
Yes: To laugh out loud!
What an amazing summary! :D
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