In article <YdidnWTof5-PS8TanZ2dnUVZ_tzinZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes:
> On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:13:49 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
>
> > In article <hI2dnRMXrvFcOMTanZ2dnUVZ_gmdnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> "Mark K.
> > Bilbo" <gmail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes:
> >> On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:24:04 -0800, Conspiracy of Doves wrote:
> >>
> >> > Can you try to sum up what you've been trying to say in those five
> >> > huge posts in 100 words or less? I can tell you right now that NO
ONE
> >> > is going to read those things.
> >>
> >> Especially since he's in everybody's killfiles...
> >
> > I've no idea of what this is all about, having accidentally stumbled
> > into this thread while looking for the restroom. Do I take it
correctly
> > from what Conspiracy of Doves said that we've got a militant,
> > in-your-face Buddhist on the loose?
>
> No, we have a sociopathic blow hard who's taken a vague, surface (mis)
> understanding of AA and Buddhism and rolled his own... dog's breakfast.
>
> Anyway. Here are the rules to keep in mind:
>
> 1. V knows all, sees all, tells all.
>
> 2. V is better than you.
>
> 3. And everybody else.
>
> 4. Everybody persecutes V.
>
> 5. Not for being the arrogant prick he is but because they're prejudice.
>
> 6. Because he's better than them.
>
> 7. And you.
>
> 8. You need help.
>
> 9. V's help.
>
> 10. Because he's better than you.
>
> 11. And smarter.
>
> 12. And wiser.
>
> 13. And smells better.
>
> 14. And he's just gosh darn pretty.
>
> 15. V takes 30 to 50,000 words to say, "I am a fruit loop".
>
> 16. Usenet works the way V says it does.
>
> 17. Even though it doesn't.
>
> 18. And V is utterly clueless.
>
> 19. But V is always right.
>
> 20. In case you missed that, V is *ALWAYS* right.
>
> 21. This is a "forum", not a newsgroup.
>
> 21a. It should be moved to the web.
>
> 21b. Because V said so.
>
> 21c. See how much better V is than you?
>
> 22. Alt.atheism has 2336 official members.
>
> 23. Because Google Groups says so, that's why.
>
> 24. Only about two dozen of them post.
>
> 25. Because Raven, Robibnikoff, Mark K. Bilbo, Michael Gray, Kate,
Floyd,
> Neil Kelsey, Michelle Milkin, Ghod, Parsifa (sic), Martin, Lucifer, Syd
> M, John #1782, Enkidu, Hollis, Gail, Rev. Karl E. Taylor, Martin,
> BuddyThunder, NC, Stoney, Medusa, David Silverman aka Sanity's Little
> Helper, Al Klein are assholes.
>
> 25a. Also they're V's groupies.
>
> 25b. Never mind they all killfiled him, they're still V's groupies.
>
> 25c. See 10 - 14 above.
>
> 25d. Also, V doesn't know that a killfile is.
>
> 25e. Therefore, they don't exist.
>
> 26. Alt.atheism has official member****p.
>
> 27. Because we're persecuting V, we won't give him one.
>
> 28. So he took one.
>
> 29. Number 2.
>
> 30. All over the newsgroup.
>
> 31. Mark is a bad host for the group.
>
> 31a. Never mind that Mark hosts the website for the newsgroup.
>
> 31b. V doesn't understand that.
>
> 31c. So it can't be im****tant.
>
> 32. Michelle is a bad leader.
>
> 33. Michelle thinks the very thought of being the leader of a.a. is
> hysterically funny.
>
> 34. Because she's persecuting V.
>
> 34a. Not because it's funny.
>
> 34b. And V is never wrong so she's the leader of the forum that won't
> give him official member****p despite being a "member in good standing
for
> two years".
>
> 34c. No, we don't know what he was standing in all that time.
>
> 34d. But he says he was good at it.
>
> 35. 70% of moderated online groups that V has been in have locked him
out.
>
> 36. He is proud of this.
>
> 37. Every single, minuscule detail of V's life fascinates you.
>
> 38. Yes it does.
>
> 39. That's why he spends 30,000 words telling you about it.
>
> 40. Oh and V is better than you.
>
>
> Did I forget anything?
>
I'm sorry, did you say something?...
Wow. Spent all day on that? Very, very funny. Very. I'm passing
it on to Feminazi ****kins, of `alt.education' fame.
Can I persecute V too, or are you all booked up already? I could
wear my KGB hat (and a feather boa, if that's appropriate)
-- cary
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