On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:13:49 +0000, Cary Kittrell wrote:
> In article <hI2dnRMXrvFcOMTanZ2dnUVZ_gmdnZ2d@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> "Mark K.
> Bilbo" <gmail@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> writes:
>> On Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:24:04 -0800, Conspiracy of Doves wrote:
>>
>> > Can you try to sum up what you've been trying to say in those five
>> > huge posts in 100 words or less? I can tell you right now that NO ONE
>> > is going to read those things.
>>
>> Especially since he's in everybody's killfiles...
>
> I've no idea of what this is all about, having accidentally stumbled
> into this thread while looking for the restroom. Do I take it correctly
> from what Conspiracy of Doves said that we've got a militant,
> in-your-face Buddhist on the loose?
No, we have a sociopathic blow hard who's taken a vague, surface (mis)
understanding of AA and Buddhism and rolled his own... dog's breakfast.
Anyway. Here are the rules to keep in mind:
1. V knows all, sees all, tells all.
2. V is better than you.
3. And everybody else.
4. Everybody persecutes V.
5. Not for being the arrogant prick he is but because they're prejudice.
6. Because he's better than them.
7. And you.
8. You need help.
9. V's help.
10. Because he's better than you.
11. And smarter.
12. And wiser.
13. And smells better.
14. And he's just gosh darn pretty.
15. V takes 30 to 50,000 words to say, "I am a fruit loop".
16. Usenet works the way V says it does.
17. Even though it doesn't.
18. And V is utterly clueless.
19. But V is always right.
20. In case you missed that, V is *ALWAYS* right.
21. This is a "forum", not a newsgroup.
21a. It should be moved to the web.
21b. Because V said so.
21c. See how much better V is than you?
22. Alt.atheism has 2336 official members.
23. Because Google Groups says so, that's why.
24. Only about two dozen of them post.
25. Because Raven, Robibnikoff, Mark K. Bilbo, Michael Gray, Kate, Floyd,
Neil Kelsey, Michelle Milkin, Ghod, Parsifa (sic), Martin, Lucifer, Syd
M, John #1782, Enkidu, Hollis, Gail, Rev. Karl E. Taylor, Martin,
BuddyThunder, NC, Stoney, Medusa, David Silverman aka Sanity's Little
Helper, Al Klein are assholes.
25a. Also they're V's groupies.
25b. Never mind they all killfiled him, they're still V's groupies.
25c. See 10 - 14 above.
25d. Also, V doesn't know that a killfile is.
25e. Therefore, they don't exist.
26. Alt.atheism has official membership.
27. Because we're persecuting V, we won't give him one.
28. So he took one.
29. Number 2.
30. All over the newsgroup.
31. Mark is a bad host for the group.
31a. Never mind that Mark hosts the website for the newsgroup.
31b. V doesn't understand that.
31c. So it can't be important.
32. Michelle is a bad leader.
33. Michelle thinks the very thought of being the leader of a.a. is
hysterically funny.
34. Because she's persecuting V.
34a. Not because it's funny.
34b. And V is never wrong so she's the leader of the forum that won't
give him official membership despite being a "member in good standing for
two years".
34c. No, we don't know what he was standing in all that time.
34d. But he says he was good at it.
35. 70% of moderated online groups that V has been in have locked him out.
36. He is proud of this.
37. Every single, minuscule detail of V's life fascinates you.
38. Yes it does.
39. That's why he spends 30,000 words telling you about it.
40. Oh and V is better than you.
Did I forget anything?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"You know, I'd get it if people were just looking for a
way to fill the holes. But they want the holes. They wanna
live in the holes. And they go nuts when someone else
pours dirt in their holes.
"Climb out of your holes people!"
- Dr. House, on faith
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