Re: Hey Rrock, Art, Saint Gerl, et al: a song just for you!!

Chief Thracian wrote:

> Someone wrote a song dedicated to your kind of "people":
> 
> The Usenet Troll Song
> http://www.gingicat.org/jacob/troll.html
> 
> From a suggestion posted to rec.music.filk by Leslie Fish, with some
> words by Gary McGath.
> TTTO Be Our Guest
> 
> Be a troll! Be a troll!
> Let disruption be your goal -
> Anything that you can do to draw attention to your role
> Egoboo can be nice
> Get your fix at any price
> You can make entire newsgroups into clucking little birdcoops
> 
> Be a troll! Be a troll!
> Pound their patience into coal
> Tell the regulars they have no sense of flair
> Insult their mothers too and their manners, pfoo!
> Be a troll, be a troll, be a troll!
> 
> Make them burn, make them freeze
> Sing of people scratching fleas
> Snigger at the woes of others who are forced upon their knees
> Stress and fear, jealous rage
> Let them be your guiding gauge
> Then accuse the quiet suckers all as nosy mother****ers
> 
> Don't be small, don't be tame
> Show you have no sense of shame
> Just enrage them til on stage the heads will roll
> You love to shrill out flame, it's all a giant game
> Be a troll, dig a hole, you're a troll.
> 
> Flaming dues, barbeques
> Ought to wake 'em where they snooze
> Don't forget to douse the fires with proof 307 booze
> (song tangent) : 307 Ale my friends, 307 Ale!
> The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale!...
> (ahem) Feed them slugs, feed them snails
> Put their legs between their tails
> And so what if you are hated cuz their nerves are really grated
> 
> When you leave, do salute
> give that middle finger toot
> And be proud of your achievements in your soul
> For you have shown that they are evil in their way
> You're a troll-l-l-l, says our poll-l-l-l, you're a troll-l-l-l!
> (or, "a-ass-ho-o-o-ole!")
> 
> Jacob Sommer
> December 9 2000
> And thanks to Tom Smith for the most excellent potables :-)



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