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"ªºª rrock" <invalid@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Not too long ago in a news group far far away...
>
> All we ever really wanted to do was just talk about stuff with other
people
> that wanted to talk about stuff. Sooner or later everyone figured out
that
> somebody else created an ingenious nifty way of talking about the same
stuff
> that everyone else wanted to talk about, even though nobody wanted to
talk
> about the same stuff (ingenious!) Fortunately for everyone, nobody
didn't
> want to talk about what some people thought wasn't im****tant enough to
talk
> about until someone (yuppers, Murphy predicted it would happen)
figured out
> how to forget what a clue was. Now while that was pretty much okay
with
> everyone else since it didn't happen to them, it did make for the
makings
> of a new kind of conundrum since without a clue what he forgot he
figured
> out, someone got lost and started crying.
>
> Somehow without a clue, something else got wedged someplace and this
poor
> pathetic soul got an idea that if nobody was talking about what he
didn't
> have a clue about that EVERYBODY must be afraid of him and whatever it
was
> that got wedged someplace. While the fact remains that this did NOT
destroy
> the universe somehow, it did sort of balance out the nifty genius of
what
> somebody else had created. So now that i've been introduced to what
nobody
> really cares about, i've become better edumacated on how to make sure
to
> mention what nobody talks about for the pristine purpose of not really
caring,
> just like nobody else.
>
> Well, i'm a hetero***ual. Did you know i'm a hetero***ual? Do you give
a rat's
> ass? I'm so sorry i said that. I meant, do you give a hetero***ual
rat's ass?
> That's better. I like to go fi****ng. I use a***ual worms for bait. If
i start
> digging around and find homo***ual worms then that's okay with me so i
shove
> a hook up their ass and out their mouths and toss them in the river
just like
> i would if i'd dug up an a***ual worm. You see, there aren't any
hetero***ual
> worms since they are all the same gender. But i just wanted to let you
know
> that personally, i treat homo***ual worms just the same as i do
a***ual worms.
> And the bigger the worm, the better the bait. Hell, if i find me a big
enough
> worm, even if it's homo***ual, i squeeze it in half and hook half of
it up and
> let the other half writhe in pain waiting for the other half to drown
if it
> doesn't get eaten.
>
> Now about queer worms... basically, they are all queer because they
are either
> ****ing each other or ****ing themselves and nobody really cares. The
fish don't
> care at all, and the fish will taste just as much like ***** if you
catch them
> using a queer worm or just a regular old worm that ****s itself.
Usually they
> don't **** themselves unless they can't find any other worms to talk
to. Then
> they pretty much **** themselves big time by going off to other places
and trying
> to get other kinds of God's good creatures to **** themselves as well.
That
> usually doesn't work for them, though, which is why they are basically
just
> ****ed up. But anyhow, the fish don't care and still taste like good
*****.
>
> When you're cleaning the fish, what's left of the queer worm is just
something
> bloody you can scrape out with your knife and looks sort of like a
hemorrhoid.
> And you MUST use a knife because there are no straight worms. There
used to be,
> but God was smart enough to make straight creatures that wouldn't ****
themselves,
> and any of them that did all died off from diseases and abnormal cross
breeding.
> Now be sure to correct me if i'm wrong here, but wouldn't a gay-queer
worm be a
> queer worm that ****ed itself backwards because i'm pretty sure that a
normal
> queer ****s other queers so a gay-queer worm would probably have to
**** itself
> ass backwards, right? Let me know how that works if you know, okay?
>
> Now recently, it has come to my attention that some gay-queer worms
get told by
> normal queer worms that being ****ed up is "bad". Bad is like this
condition that
> is worse than good, or better than just plain ****ed up. Every once in
awhile a
> gay-queer worm will actually believe the other worms, get all
depressed and start
> crying. The other worms will start leaving him alone and then
uh-ohhhhhhhh...
> yuppers, sure enough the little gay-queer worm will go poking around
sniffing
> in other worm's holes and cry and cry trying to get ****ed instead of
****ing
> himself ass backwards like God intended. So the more the gay-queer
worm cries
> looking for attention in other worms' holes, the more the other worms
try and
> think of ways to hold their noses, but they can't since God didn't
make any for
> them. IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT!!! (i looked it up on the innernet.)
Sooner or later
> some worm looks around to see what's looking up its ass only to
discover this
> pathetic gay-queer worm following it around like a realistic genuine
bonafide
> innernet stalker (booooo hissss omfgwhatamigonnadonowdiediediediedie!)
>
> Anyhow, i just wanted to let you know that homo***ual worms are okay
with me, and
> i'll stick a hook up their ass just like any other worm, but if they
are all
> depressed and crying like these stalking gay-queer worms (SGQW) then
even the
> damned fish don't want to eat them! And that isn't just bad, its plain
****ed
> up, almost as ****ed up as the damned SGQW! If a guy can't catch fish
then Jebeezus,
> don't ya know that he'll prolly have to buy beer for a fat skank in a
bar just to
> get the fish flavor in his mouth. That's how i found out that there's
a whole
> associety of SGQW out there practically like a plague, but then i
discovered
> the Mother's Against Stalker Gay-Queer Worms Association, and guess
what!
> They don't even spam!
>
> I'll stop posting about SGQW now because i don't want to depress you
anymore
> than necessary. I really don't mind queer worms or a***ual worms, like
i said,
> but stalker gay-queer worms that **** themselves ass backwards are
going to
> drive up the price of beer! Dumb**** SGQW's got no ****ing clue what's
im****tant.
>
> --
> Sup****t the Mother's Against Stalker Gay-Queer Worms Association
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>
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