Samhain Greetings 2007

A Halloween gift to all my LGBT sisters, brothers, and their TRUE
allies (a poem):

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I once boinked a thing that went bump in the night.
Never saw what it was, though it gave much delight.
But the morning did come, and with it my plight:
Jack o' Lantern aglow held my crotch in a clamp,
'Round a huge orange wick that I never could damp!

- Zeke Krahlin
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For an extra treat (and 3 tricks in the guise of web links), view the
poem w/illustration here:

http://www.gay-bible.org/write/2_samhain2007.htm