Why was Jesus thrown out of the bar?
Because he kept ordering water and turning it into wine.
Why was Moses thrown out of the bar?
Because he kept ordering water and turning it into blood for his vampire
friends.
Why was Jesus disqualified from the swim meet?
Because he ran on top of the water.
Why was Moses disqualified from the swim meet?
Because he parted the water and ran across the bottom of the pool.
