"bob young" <alaspectrum@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>
> **Rowland Croucher** wrote:
>>
>> There may be one or two here who haven't heard this :-)
>>
>> An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,
>> her
>> father cussed her.
>>
>> "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not
>> even a
>> line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum
>> thru?"
>>
>> The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
>> prostitute...."
>>
>> "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace
>> to
>> this family."
>>
>> "OK, dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
>> coat,
>> title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5
>> million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye, daddy, the
>> sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside
>> plus a member****p in the country club ... (takes a breath)... and an
>> invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board me new yacht in
the
>> Riviera, and...."
>>
>> "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
>>
>> Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... a prostitute dad! Sniff,
sniff."
>>
>> "Oh! Begorrah! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said
'a
>> Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
>
> Aye it's an old joke that reveals a lot about the innermost
> workings of religious minds.
>
> What never seens to dawn on them is that 'were there a real
> god non of the back biting, envy and fear of 'those who are
> different' would exist.
These atheists are real light hearted aren't they?
BAM
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