On May 7, 8:20=A0am, bob young <alaspect...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> **Rowland Croucher** wrote:
>
> > There may be one or two here who haven't heard this :-)
>
> > An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. =A0Upon her
return=
, her
> > father cussed her.
>
> > =A0 "Where have ye been all this time? =A0Why did ye not write to us,
no=
t even a
> > line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old
mum
> > thru?"
>
> > =A0 The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
> > prostitute...."
>
> > =A0 "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgr=
ace to
> > this family."
>
> > =A0 "OK, dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fu=
r
> > coat,
> > title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5
> > million. =A0For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye, daddy,
th=
e
> > sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside=
> > plus a membership in the country club ... (takes a breath)... =A0and
an
> > invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board me new yacht in
th=
e
> > Riviera, and...."
>
> > "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
>
> > =A0 Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... a prostitute dad! Sniff,
sniff=
.."
>
> > =A0 "Oh! =A0Begorrah! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye
sai=
d 'a
> > Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
>
> Aye it's an old joke that reveals a lot about the innermost
> workings of religious minds.
>
> What never seens to dawn on them is that 'were there a real
> god non of the back biting, envy and fear of 'those who are
> different' would exist.
>
We found that out in the atheist Soviet
Union where differences didn't exist.
Jim
Ps 14:1 - The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They
are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth
good.
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>
>
> > --
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> > Shalom/Salaam/Pax! =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0
Rowla=
nd Croucher
>
> >http://jmm.aaa.net.au/=A0
(20,000 articles 4000 humor)
>
> > Blogs -http://rowlandsblogs.blogspot.com/
>
> > Justice for Dawn Rowan -http://dawnrowansaga.blogspot.com/
>
> > Funny Jokes and Pics -http://funnyjokesnpics.blogspot.com/-
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