**Rowland Croucher** wrote:
>
> There may be one or two here who haven't heard this :-)
>
> An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,
her
> father cussed her.
>
> "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not
even a
> line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum
> thru?"
>
> The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
> prostitute...."
>
> "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to
> this family."
>
> "OK, dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
> coat,
> title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5
> million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye, daddy, the
> sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside
> plus a member****p in the country club ... (takes a breath)... and an
> invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board me new yacht in
the
> Riviera, and...."
>
> "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
>
> Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
>
> "Oh! Begorrah! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said 'a
> Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
Aye it's an old joke that reveals a lot about the innermost
workings of religious minds.
What never seens to dawn on them is that 'were there a real
god non of the back biting, envy and fear of 'those who are
different' would exist.
>
> --
>
> Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
>
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>
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>
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>
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