Re: Please! Please!! Please!!! Save us atheists from the fires of Hell!!!! If you have *any* Christian mercy at all in your hearts, then please save us!!!!!!!

On Fri, 2 May 2008 09:57:59 -0700, " Zana" <zanadrew@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:

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>If this is a sincere prayer, I'm sure that God will hear, and deliver
>you from the devouring fire to come through the merits of Jesus
>Christ - the Son of the Most High God who died for you that
>you may be saved and share the glories of eternity with Him. 
>
Don't you keep up on the godly news ? It don't work that way
no more. Too many people cramming up hell.

Now when you get to the front gate, St. Peter comes out with a gold
coin. Heads you go to heaven, tails you go to hell. No more book of
life crap....and now you can sin all you want !! Makes no difference.
It all comes down to the old coin toss !  Don't cheat though.
There's a special hell for that. You have to be Jerry Falwell's
bunk mate for eternity in hell. (yeah, he got tails)

 


"It is far better to grasp the Universe 
as it really is than to persist in delusion, 
however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan