There may be one or two here who haven't heard this :-)
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,
her
father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even
a
line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum
thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
to
this family."
"OK, dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat,
title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5
million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye, daddy, the
sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside
plus a member****p in the country club ... (takes a breath)... and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board me new yacht in the
Riviera, and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Begorrah! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said 'a
Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
--
Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/
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