Why the hell is it that a religion or a movement starts only AFTER
someone dies? You didn't read that Jesus was wor****ping himself, right?
Wasn't he a Jew?
My drunken, philandering father says that Catholicism is the only
religion. What a crock of ****! He was trying to get my nephew to be
confirmed, but I told my nephew, "If you don't feel like getting ****ed
in the ass, stay out of Catholic churches!"
Religion is really for the weak minded. I mean, if 2000 years ago,
someone started wor****pping the tooth fairy, people would be praying to
the nymph, and if you didn't, you would be in hell!
And hell is another story! It is just something made up by some guy
thousands of years ago because he was feeling guilty about all of the
drinking and ****ing that he was doing!
**** Muslims! You are all a bunch of pussies! Tell you what, I am
taking a ****, and that ****'s name is Mohammed!
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