On Mar 21, 1:19 pm, NefeshBarYochai <clumme...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> ANDJESUSSAIDUNTOTHEM
>
> Spitzer 6:3-12
>
> 3: And it was about the time of dusk andJesusand the Apostles
> entered into the Arab village and he spied the Arabs jacking-off and
> saith untothem, "Why do thee jackth-off in the manner of the
> heathen?"
>
> 4: And the Arabssaidunto him, "We jackth thee-off therefore because
> our dicks are hard and our balls are smoking we needth some pussy and
> we're not joking."
>
> 5: AndJesussaiduntothem, "Verily, verily I say to thee this day
> none hath such hardons in all the Kingdom of man."
>
> 6: And the Arabs seeing he spoke with authority went into their wife's
> that were the goats of the town and began to knowthem.
>
> 7: AndJesussaid, "There is no greater sin than what thouest do
> haven't thee not women to screw?"
>
> 8: And the Arabs answered andsaid, "Our women be like pigs and farth
> continually."
>
> 9: AndJesussaiduntothem, "Go ye into and know ye therefore your
> wife's for their stinkh has sickened me."
>
> 10: And the Arabssaid, "Our wife's be full of the disease and the
> clap. How shall we then knowthemif they have the shanker too?"
>
> 11: AndJesussaidtothem, "Go ye fourth for your wife's have been
> healed."
>
> 12: And when the Arabs found their wife's that were women behold there
> be not a shanker to be seen.
Spitzer 7:4-11
4: And it was about the third hour of the day when a young Samaritan
woman came to Jesus and saith, "Master knowth not I feel for thee and
am happy."
5: And Jesus said, "Knowth that of a surety ye have come and not hath
farted as is the manner of the Arab women thou seest about. For thee
I have much love and will recompense thee shortly."
6: And the young Samaritan woman saith unto Jesus, "Thou smellth the
stink of the Arabs yet thou livest so with well being and cleanliness
not known among the Arabs. How for then shall we wash them?"
7: And Jesus perceivth the young woman's good intentions and saith,
"Oh thou in all of Israel I hath not found no one so brave to wash
the
carcass of the filthy Arab. And knowest though we have much soap and
many Arabs stinkth."
8: And Jesus saith a parable unto the maiden, "The Bedouin stinkth
and
fartest yet not he shith but lo when night cometh the Bedouin pissth
and maketh much smell, how then doth the Arab stinkth all day and
night? For the Arab neither cleanth himself nor washes himself yet
remains living. How then is the Jew likened to him? The Jew cleanth
and washeth and stayest well and clean to deliver long sermons on the
Torah yet he stinkth not and along come the Arab that is Satan and
stinkth the shul to smell. Therefore the Arab is like the dog that
shith and
walkth away to stink another day and the Jew being clean is not like
the Arab. And the Arab bendth down in the Mosque daily and farth
toward the heavens as is the manner of the hypocrite. Verliy, verily
I saith to thee the Arab shall not hump his virgins until he stopest
thy
farting and the Virgins have puked up all they have eaten for it is
better that
one kissth a dead horse than to copulate with the Arab."
9: And the young woman realizing who Jesus is began to sing in awe of
his majesty and a large crowd gathered.
10: And the crowd of more than ten thousand people were hungered and
Jesus washed and saith to the apostles, "Have the crowd line up
before
thee." And the apostles spoke to the crowd and the people lined up
one behind the other. And as they looked into the sky behold the
apostles found small fishes and corn in the baskets and began to give
such thus to the people and all ten thousand people ate, even the
Arabs that stinkth in the past stinkth no more now and farth they
not.
11: And so it was that Jesus recompensed the young Samaritan woman
plus ten thousand people and the Arabs that stinkth, stinkth no more.
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