LOL!!
"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> I used to post here often, but divine intervention had prompted me to
cease. Last night whilst in prayer and meditation an event occurred that
prompted me to change that decision.
>
> Last night whilst listening to my favorite inspirational music, my
regular
station was replaced by an alien broadcast of which I have never heard.
>
> The aliens name was totally uncognigable, yet semi pleasable to my
senses
as it rolled of my vocal cords. My spelling sucketh, otherwise I'd be
tempted to type it out.
>
> The alien said to me many great things, most of which he forbid me from
telling any other souls until the great unmasking of the pyramids which
will
occur within the next few lunar cycles.
>
> What I can tell you is this. Einsteins theories are totally wrong!
>
> I have in my possession a do***ent that will explain all. How time
works,
how the universe works and how to exploit it.
>
> I will be publi****ng it over the coming lunar cycles.
>
> I do not want credit for this greatness to go to myself, but to the
alien
who gave me the knowledge. We must build a statue to memorialize this day.
>
> Please, if anyone can help with the construction costs, a paypal of a
few
bucks would be greatly appreciated and will be manifested deeply in the
construction of a pyramid of mine own design.
>
> -D
>
> Alien Fuaq
>
> 1.
> Who are these aliens?
> They forbid me to divulge the details as of yet, but be patient and we
will tell soon.
>
> 2.
> Of which method did they manifest themselves first?
> It was an audio broadcast, but lately they have been broadcasting
directly into my central nervous system.
>
> 3.
> Do you like chocolate?
> Yes, I like chocolate very much, but what does that have to do with
anything?
>
> 4.
> Have you seen them in a physical sense?
> No, but they have left a mysterious object on my lawn. It looks like a
brownie in color and texture, but is wrinkled and crinkled.When I tasted
of
it it glowed red and hummed for a few seconds then it started growing and
changing into a flying saucer of which I am to travel to the aliens home
world.
>
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