The mother of Jesus Christ was an adulterous skank who ran around
****ing half Bethlehem while her husband, Joseph, was at work. Mary was
well known for her excellent blowjobs, but especially for her fragrant
poontang, which she could snap like a rubber band!
The only one not allowed to **** Mother Mary was her own husband. The
poor dumb bastard thought she was a virgin! Imagine his surprise when
she started getting the big belly after banging a Roman feller named Ben
Panthera. And that is who your holy ghost was. The ****ty ***** told
Joseph it was a miracle.
Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free!
Let us curse the holy ghost in memory of his favorite ****puppet Mary
the mother of Christ.
