"JunkMan" <junkman18@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:<seRfd.787537$Gx4.375448@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>...
> 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
> 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
> where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when
> I ask where the toilet is?
>
> 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
room
> for
> the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel
> manually.
>
> 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Your
> right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
> 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
> Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
> this? Who and where are they?
>
> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I
> paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
>
> 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
> choice there, did ya sun****ne?
>
> 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
> there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there
> must have been something before it.
>
> 8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest thing anyone
ever
> does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
> 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come
> yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
What is this - a top 9 list? C'mon, you can't think of one more
thing? Plus, the title is *wrong*, because "everyone" doesn't do all
these things, only *some* people do.
What I hate is having to look at a picture of some jerk who looks
like he'd be the type to make snap judgements about other people based
on their appearance.
Mitch
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