Re: How to get a life

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when 
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room 
for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel

manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Your 
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do 
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sun****ne?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then 
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,  then
there 
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". Life is the longest thing anyone ever 
does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?



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