You can always spice up dull banter by adding the phrase, "with a
brick," or "like a purple-assed baboon."
Consider how the following examples would be without our magic
phrases:
I told my girlfriend how much I love her today, with a brick, then
I made love to her like a purple-assed baboon.
I was praising Jesus like a purple-assed baboon, and I got to show my
neighbor the love of God with a brick.
Or in combination: Somebody tapped me on the shoulder like a
purple-assed baboon with a brick.
Love and mandrils,
Friar Jack
http://www.livejournal.com/users/funghoul/
