> I was wondering if anybody in this group is familiar with the various
> covenants that the Hebrew Torah (Pentateuch) speaks of. The covenants
> are Israel's covenant, Abram's covenant and Noah's Covenant. Noah's
> covenant applies to all mankind, apart from the children of Abraham,
> and is still valid today. The sign of Noah's covenant is the rainbow.
I am familiar with said covenants, and he doesn't tell you about the
other two covenants for a good reason.
Abraham's covenant was that their god would help them slay TEN
indigenous nations and steal their land. I suppose 10 holocausts are
alright so long as you finish the job.
Israel's covenant involves cutting part of your dick off. I have been
mauled by this one myself before I had a say in the matter.
Let us be glad the Yak has no covenants as of yet.
93 Skidoo!
Friar Jack
