After sex I rolled over 2 times and was still on the bitch
When we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas
When she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
On Thanksgiving day she ate dinner for 6 hours and then said, "I am going
to
walk this meal off." I said, "Call me when you get to Brazil."
I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand
She wears a hat with a blinking red light to scare off airplanes
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts
When she has sex, she has to give directions
When she went to the beach, whales came up and sang "We Are Family"
She wakes up in sections
She's on both sides of the family
It took me two hours to download her picture off the 'net
She gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and
oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us
When you get on top of her your ears pop
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
When she crosses the street, cars look out for her
Her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
When she runs, car alarms go off
It took five UFOs to abduct her
She went swimming in the ocean and the Spanish claimed her as a new
continent
She has to wear a sock on each toe
You have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side
just
to get her through
She's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat
The only pictures they have of her are via satellite
When she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13
years to live
I shot the bitch and Crisco came out
When I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in
They had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo
mama"
When I swerved to avoid hitting her on the road, I ran out of gas
She stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"
She tried to get a tan and the sun burned out
You can pinch an inch on her forehead
Her ass has its own congressman
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240
Patrons OR Yo Mama"
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
She bungee jumped and brought down the bridge
She has to put her belt on with a boomerang
She installed chairs in the refrigerator
She wore a Malcolm X shirt and helicopters tried to land on her
She fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
She auditioned for Indiana Jones and got the part of the big rolling ball
She would have been in E.T., but when she rode that bike across the moon
the
bitch caused an eclipse
She stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f*** off
Robin
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