EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
Jacqueline
On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 14:53:17 +1100, "Robin" <comamute@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
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>"Jacqueline" <jacquelinesummersDIESPAMDIE@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>news:8servvkr07sm3pndvhaa8896ousu7rqhfd@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 04:43:20 +1100, "Robin" <comamute@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> wrote:
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>> >Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the
>bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped,
>did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
>> >
>> [snip]
>> lol! that's terrible!
>
>> Nicked from another group...
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>> Nightmares 1, 2 and 3
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>> (Snip) Lol. Yes, a very high grossness quotient. But these must
surely
>rank as the Grossest World Records. (Don't blame me, I'm only passing
them
>on.)
>
>(A) MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
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>Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
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>of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
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>(B) LONGEST HAIR
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>Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches
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>from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
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>(C) MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
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>Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
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>preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into
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>her vagina.
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>(D) ZITS
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>In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England,
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>squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a
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>distance of 7ft 1inch.
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>
>(E) WORST DRINK
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>The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage
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>and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani
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>tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount
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>of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be
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>a potent aphrodisiac.
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>(F) MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
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>This is available from a few select bars in New York.
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>It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a
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>spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but
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>served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and
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>is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.
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>(G) GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
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>Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial'
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>amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the
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>greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or
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>muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
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>(H) LONGEST TURD
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>The longest dump ever verified was produced by an
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>American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr
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>12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The
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>offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
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>(I) MOST PROLONGED FART
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>Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
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>for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds
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