Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the
bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
slipped,
did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce.
"Bruce, Bruce," she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody
suctioned meself to the floor," she said.
"Strewth," Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl.
I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and
they
both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it. Let's try Plan B," Cobba said.
"Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?"
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles
under
her and release the vacuum," replied Cobba.
"Spot on," Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play
with her tits."
"Play with her tits?" Cobba said. "Not exactly a good time for that mate."
"No." Bruce replied. "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide
her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."
Robin
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