by "Robin" <comamute@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Jan 6, 2004 at 06:47 PM
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:khjkvvgs5h4jtnldbqf568ckspamop0vtc@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> One of my favorites:
Snip...
Not bad but the police had to look for them, unlike the marijuana guy and
this character:
Drunk Burglar Climbed Into Bed With Victims.
A German burglar who swigged down half a bottle of whisky got so drunk he
stripped ****d and climbed into bed with his sleeping victims.
The married couple slept on soundly as the ****d man clambered into the
double bed and fell asleep. They only woke up when he started snoring.
The 28-year-old burglar, from Moers, downed the rare Scotch whisky after
breaking in through the couple's bathroom window.
Police say he then used the toilet before finding the couples' bedroom and
jumping into bed with them.
The 31-year-old house owner said he thought it was his wife moving about
and
was "startled" when he heard the snoring - and then felt that someone was
on
either side of him.
The couple immediately called the police, who covered up the ****d still
sleeping man before taking him in for questioning.
Story filed: 13:32 Wednesday 17th December 2003
Robin
