How To Wash The Cat.
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the
toilet water.
3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close the lid (you may need to stand
on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION:
Do not get any part of your body too close to
the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for
anything he can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have
found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside
and ensure that there are no people between the
toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift the lid.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the
toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely, The DOG
Robin
