Vic!!! Look everybody it's Vic!! She's alive!!! Funny, I was just
talking about you the other day!
vic and i'm terribly bored wrote:
>
> ed the barman looked on sadly.
> "ah," he sighed, "he should have quit when he was ahead..."
Oh dear.
> HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO. is this the worst joke in the world?
Possibly.
> mwahahahahahahahahaha. these jokes go down very well with confused and
> intoxicated people at parties . did i already tell the one about the
rabbits
> on this newsgroup? did i already tell this one? eh, anyway...
Dunno, but did you know men with beards have spiders' legs in them?!
> hello! hows things? what lovely kittens, jacqueline...
Aww, ta, my babbies, I wub them. I'm fine! How's you?! I was up your
neck of the woods today, not Aberdeen, the west end. I'm in love with
mangoes from the wee ethnic food shop across from Hogshead on Woodlands
Rd. Lovely mangoes. Mmmm.
Look at that, all the way to the end of the email and no mention of
Simon and Garfunkle.
:-D
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