One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My
son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please,
anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he
was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over
with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands
around the boy's gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the
quarter. The man then went back to his table as though
nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father, cried. "Are you a
paramedic?"
"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."
Robin
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