....of Con****ius.
* Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
* He who eat too many jelly beans, fart in living color!!
* Man like baby - want to suck tit all day.
* Man who walk through air****t turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
* Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep ****.
* Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.
* Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period get
caught
red-handed.
* Man trapped in sewer eat **** and die.
* It take square ass to **** brick.
* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
* Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
* Woman who fly air plane up-side down, have big crack up!
* Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
* He who sniffs coke drowns.
* Woman who bake beans and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
* Virginity is like a balloon, one prick all gone.
* Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
* Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
* Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
* Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy.
* Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick.
* Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth.
* Man who lay maiden in pantry get ass in jam.
Robin
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing,
Jack made a pass, grabbed her ass,
And now his 2 front teeth are missing.
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