Although I guess I'd have to be Bahai damn.
"Seon Ferguson" <seongf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> If you have a female friend I'd oblige her offer. I'm a pervert I
know...
>
> "Death to Haifan Bahaism" <deathtobahaism@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>
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>>I would like to invite you, the uhj, together with all of your ITC
>> central committee members and various task forces and bureaucracies to
>> come and kiss my butt on live televised camera.
>>
>> W
>>
>> Now that the Whore of Babylon (the haifan bahaim cult) has been
>> thoroughly weakened, cut to minute size and is therefore hemorrhaging
>> to an assured and well-deserved (and long overdue) death, I am hereby
>> making the following offer to you haifan bahaim to unconditionally
>> surrender, walk away, and save whatever you have left of your personal
>> lives. I urge you to seriously consider this offer because if you
>> don't, whatever else shall unfold will be on your own heads
>> personally. Now that this demand has been spelled out, here are the 19
>> terms for your unconditional surrender:
>>
>> 1) The immediate dissolution of the ITC (international teaching
>> center), the written and unequivocal dismissal of all haifan bahaim
>> continental board of councillor members and their underlings
>> (auxilliary board members, etc), to be followed by the immediate
>> resignation without equivocation of all 9 members of the bogus and
>> illegal universal house of justice based in Haifa, Israel;
>>
>> 2) The immediate and unequivocal dissolution of the entire
>> infrastructure of the haifan bahaim administration and bureaucracy
>> globally - in every capacity and function - and the dismissal/
>> dissolution of every national spiritual assembly, regional council and
>> local assembly tied to your specific organization on the planet; as
>> well as the immediate and unequivocal suspension of all activities
>> under the name and rubric of the haifan bahaim organization;
>>
>> 3) The immediate and unequivocal dissolution and suspension of
>> all Ruhi Institutes globally;
>>
>> 4) The immediate and unequivocal relinquishment and full
>> disclosure in writing of all assets, chattels, investments, funds,
>> stocks, bonds, monies and otherwise belonging to the haifan bahaim
>> organization in
>> Israel, North America, the United Arab Emirates, Europe and throughout
>> the rest of the world; whether immediately tied or tangentially;
>>
>> 5) The immediate and unequivocal disclosure in writing of all
>> subsidies and all monies and perquisities received by your
>> organization since 1910 - in any capacity whatsoever - by any
>> individual(s), entities or groups, governments or otherwise, not
>> immediately tied to your organization, and specifically from the state
>> of Israel since 1948;
>>
>> 6) The immediate financial and do***entary auditing of your
>> entire organization on all continents, beginning with the bahaim world
>> centre in Haifa, Palestine;
>>
>> 7) The immediate and unequivocal surrender of all legal and
>> official do***entation as well as letters and correspondences of your
>> organization from the dates of 1871 to present;
>>
>> 8) The immediate and unequivocal surrender of all files and
>> archives kept in any policing or surveillance capacities by the haifan
>> bahaim organization whatsoever upon individuals, whether these be
>> files
>> regarding rank-and-file members of the haifan bahaim cult or those put
>> out by it as well as those not;
>>
>> 9) The immediate and unequivocal surrender in writing of the full
>> names, addresses, duties and capacities of all those serving under
>> your Internet Committee based in the United States and spread out
>> throughout the globe as well as the full unequivocal disclosure of the
>> date of its establishment and any/all outside aid obtained;
>>
>> 10) The immediate and unequivocal surrender of the entirety of the
>> archives of all texts and source do***ents (as well as artefacts) of a
>> specifically scriptural and historical nature to a panel consisting of
>> members of the Bayani community, the Unitarian Bahais the Reform
>> Baha'i movement, the Orthodox Baha'i Communities - 1) Marangella and
>> 2) Shoghomonian -, the Baha'is Under the Provisions of the Covenant,
>> ex-Baha'i academics of a
>> reputable nature such as Denis Maceoin as well as those such as
>> Margrit Warburg etc, and any others determined in consensus by the
>> Panel;
>>
>> 11) The immediate and unequivocal disclosure of the facts
>> regarding the fate of the National Spiritual Assembly of Iran circa
>> 1979 and a complete explanation with do***entation as to the reasons
>> for the conspicuous silence of the so-called universal house of
>> justice in world fora afterwards regarding the fate of this body;
>>
>> 12) The immediate and unequivocal release and publication of the
>> Will and Testament of Shoghi Effendi to the worldwide Baha'i
>> community;
>>
>> 13) The immediate and unequivocal and unhindered and unimpeded
>> return of all do***ents, texts, scriptures, histories, papers and
>> effects in your possession belonging to one Mirza Yahya Nuri Subh-i-
>> Azal, which
>> were illegally and fraudulently obtained by one Mirza Husayn 'Ali Nuri
>> Baha'u'llah in Baghdad and Edirne in the 1860s, to the Bayani
>> community;
>>
>> 14) The immediate and unequivocal return of all the properties of
>> Bahji to its rightful owners, namely, the descendents of Mirza
>> Muhammad 'Ali ibn al-Baha' and Mirza Badi'ullah ibn al-Baha';
>>
>> 15) The immediate arrest and extradition of one Hozhabr Yazdani to
>> Iran (or the World Court in the Hague) to stand trial for state
>> sanctioned and protected criminal activities on behalf of your
>> organization in Iran from the years 1953-1979;
>>
>> 16) The immediate and unequivocal disclosure in full regarding the
>> criminal hawala networks operated by members of the haifan bahaim
>> organization throughout Asia, the Middle East, South America, Europe,
>> North America and elsewhere, and an explanation with do***entation
>> regarding the nature of such activities and especially the names,
>> addresses and capacities of those persons involved with these criminal
>> hawala networks;
>>
>> 17) The immediate and unequivocal disclosure of all do***ents and
>> papers regarding the unexplained murder of one Dan Jordan in New York
>> City in 1982 as well as the immediate and unequivocal disclosure of
>> all do***ents and papers regarding the suspicious murder of one Hedi
>> Ma'ani in New Zealand;
>>
>> 18) The immediate arrest and criminal prosecution of misters Peter
>> Khan, Alan Waters, Stephan Hall, Manijeh Rayhani, Robert C Henderson,
>> et al., including their various staff, helpers and agents;
>>
>> 19) The immediate opening of the fake and disputed shrine on Mt
>> Carmel to an independent team of international scientific examiners
>> expert in forensic scientific analysis in a completely uninhibited
>> scientific
>> determination involving the exhumation of the body claimed to be that
>> of Siyyid 'Ali Muhammad ****razi, the Bab, and its free and unfettered
>> scientific determination as to whether this body in fact be that of
>> the person claimed;
>>
>> a) No individuals either haifan bahaim or peripherally tied to
>> the
>> Baha'i religion (from any denomination) may serve on this team of
>> scientific forensic experts;
>> b) An independent and impartial team shall serve as an oversight
>> committee to the work of the scientific team in question which shall
>> re****t on a daily basis to the aforementioned panel above on the
>> status of the work;
>> c) This oversight committee itself shall be selected by a another
>> independent committee (which itself shall be elected by the Panel)
>> consisting of 13 individuals who shall vouch for the independence and
>> unassailability in the moral rectitude of the second committee;
>>
>> These are the terms for your unconditional surrender, the terms of
>> which are absolutely non-negotiable. If you should meet them, well and
>> good. If not, we will force them on you either way. Note that if any
>> do***ents, papers, effects, texts or whatever either go missing or are
>> found damaged, you will be held personally liable and as such
>> prosecuted for criminal negligence.
>>
>> These are the terms of your unconditional surrender. Meet them for
>> your own sakes. You have lost the war. We have won.
>>
>> Wahid Azal
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