If you have a female friend I'd oblige her offer. I'm a pervert I know...
"Death to Haifan Bahaism" <deathtobahaism@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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>I would like to invite you, the uhj, together with all of your ITC
> central committee members and various task forces and bureaucracies to
> come and kiss my butt on live televised camera.
>
> W
>
> Now that the Whore of Babylon (the haifan bahaim cult) has been
> thoroughly weakened, cut to minute size and is therefore hemorrhaging
> to an assured and well-deserved (and long overdue) death, I am hereby
> making the following offer to you haifan bahaim to unconditionally
> surrender, walk away, and save whatever you have left of your personal
> lives. I urge you to seriously consider this offer because if you
> don't, whatever else shall unfold will be on your own heads
> personally. Now that this demand has been spelled out, here are the 19
> terms for your unconditional surrender:
>
> 1) The immediate dissolution of the ITC (international teaching
> center), the written and unequivocal dismissal of all haifan bahaim
> continental board of councillor members and their underlings
> (auxilliary board members, etc), to be followed by the immediate
> resignation without equivocation of all 9 members of the bogus and
> illegal universal house of justice based in Haifa, Israel;
>
> 2) The immediate and unequivocal dissolution of the entire
> infrastructure of the haifan bahaim administration and bureaucracy
> globally - in every capacity and function - and the dismissal/
> dissolution of every national spiritual assembly, regional council and
> local assembly tied to your specific organization on the planet; as
> well as the immediate and unequivocal suspension of all activities
> under the name and rubric of the haifan bahaim organization;
>
> 3) The immediate and unequivocal dissolution and suspension of
> all Ruhi Institutes globally;
>
> 4) The immediate and unequivocal relinquishment and full
> disclosure in writing of all assets, chattels, investments, funds,
> stocks, bonds, monies and otherwise belonging to the haifan bahaim
> organization in
> Israel, North America, the United Arab Emirates, Europe and throughout
> the rest of the world; whether immediately tied or tangentially;
>
> 5) The immediate and unequivocal disclosure in writing of all
> subsidies and all monies and perquisities received by your
> organization since 1910 - in any capacity whatsoever - by any
> individual(s), entities or groups, governments or otherwise, not
> immediately tied to your organization, and specifically from the state
> of Israel since 1948;
>
> 6) The immediate financial and documentary auditing of your
> entire organization on all continents, beginning with the bahaim world
> centre in Haifa, Palestine;
>
> 7) The immediate and unequivocal surrender of all legal and
> official documentation as well as letters and correspondences of your
> organization from the dates of 1871 to present;
>
> 8) The immediate and unequivocal surrender of all files and
> archives kept in any policing or surveillance capacities by the haifan
> bahaim organization whatsoever upon individuals, whether these be
> files
> regarding rank-and-file members of the haifan bahaim cult or those put
> out by it as well as those not;
>
> 9) The immediate and unequivocal surrender in writing of the full
> names, addresses, duties and capacities of all those serving under
> your Internet Committee based in the United States and spread out
> throughout the globe as well as the full unequivocal disclosure of the
> date of its establishment and any/all outside aid obtained;
>
> 10) The immediate and unequivocal surrender of the entirety of the
> archives of all texts and source documents (as well as artefacts) of a
> specifically scriptural and historical nature to a panel consisting of
> members of the Bayani community, the Unitarian Bahais the Reform
> Baha'i movement, the Orthodox Baha'i Communities - 1) Marangella and
> 2) Shoghomonian -, the Baha'is Under the Provisions of the Covenant,
> ex-Baha'i academics of a
> reputable nature such as Denis Maceoin as well as those such as
> Margrit Warburg etc, and any others determined in consensus by the
> Panel;
>
> 11) The immediate and unequivocal disclosure of the facts
> regarding the fate of the National Spiritual Assembly of Iran circa
> 1979 and a complete explanation with documentation as to the reasons
> for the conspicuous silence of the so-called universal house of
> justice in world fora afterwards regarding the fate of this body;
>
> 12) The immediate and unequivocal release and publication of the
> Will and Testament of Shoghi Effendi to the worldwide Baha'i
> community;
>
> 13) The immediate and unequivocal and unhindered and unimpeded
> return of all documents, texts, scriptures, histories, papers and
> effects in your possession belonging to one Mirza Yahya Nuri Subh-i-
> Azal, which
> were illegally and fraudulently obtained by one Mirza Husayn 'Ali Nuri
> Baha'u'llah in Baghdad and Edirne in the 1860s, to the Bayani
> community;
>
> 14) The immediate and unequivocal return of all the properties of
> Bahji to its rightful owners, namely, the descendents of Mirza
> Muhammad 'Ali ibn al-Baha' and Mirza Badi'ullah ibn al-Baha';
>
> 15) The immediate arrest and extradition of one Hozhabr Yazdani to
> Iran (or the World Court in the Hague) to stand trial for state
> sanctioned and protected criminal activities on behalf of your
> organization in Iran from the years 1953-1979;
>
> 16) The immediate and unequivocal disclosure in full regarding the
> criminal hawala networks operated by members of the haifan bahaim
> organization throughout Asia, the Middle East, South America, Europe,
> North America and elsewhere, and an explanation with documentation
> regarding the nature of such activities and especially the names,
> addresses and capacities of those persons involved with these criminal
> hawala networks;
>
> 17) The immediate and unequivocal disclosure of all documents and
> papers regarding the unexplained murder of one Dan Jordan in New York
> City in 1982 as well as the immediate and unequivocal disclosure of
> all documents and papers regarding the suspicious murder of one Hedi
> Ma'ani in New Zealand;
>
> 18) The immediate arrest and criminal prosecution of misters Peter
> Khan, Alan Waters, Stephan Hall, Manijeh Rayhani, Robert C Henderson,
> et al., including their various staff, helpers and agents;
>
> 19) The immediate opening of the fake and disputed shrine on Mt
> Carmel to an independent team of international scientific examiners
> expert in forensic scientific analysis in a completely uninhibited
> scientific
> determination involving the exhumation of the body claimed to be that
> of Siyyid 'Ali Muhammad ****razi, the Bab, and its free and unfettered
> scientific determination as to whether this body in fact be that of
> the person claimed;
>
> a) No individuals either haifan bahaim or peripherally tied to
> the
> Baha'i religion (from any denomination) may serve on this team of
> scientific forensic experts;
> b) An independent and impartial team shall serve as an oversight
> committee to the work of the scientific team in question which shall
> re****t on a daily basis to the aforementioned panel above on the
> status of the work;
> c) This oversight committee itself shall be selected by a another
> independent committee (which itself shall be elected by the Panel)
> consisting of 13 individuals who shall vouch for the independence and
> unassailability in the moral rectitude of the second committee;
>
> These are the terms for your unconditional surrender, the terms of
> which are absolutely non-negotiable. If you should meet them, well and
> good. If not, we will force them on you either way. Note that if any
> documents, papers, effects, texts or whatever either go missing or are
> found damaged, you will be held personally liable and as such
> prosecuted for criminal negligence.
>
> These are the terms of your unconditional surrender. Meet them for
> your own sakes. You have lost the war. We have won.
>
> Wahid Azal
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