Hail Eris! On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:56:36 +1200, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Neolithic, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:11:06 GMT, (¯`·.¸Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial
> Court of MEOW¸.·´¯) wrote:
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>
>>never mind. Loki is the Aesir's answer to my Goddess.
>
> Who might that be?
You have three guesses, and the first two don't count.
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8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?
I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too
seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's
no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too.
"I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure
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you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
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you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing
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2008-07-08 03:29:36 |
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2008-07-09 22:56:36 |
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2008-07-09 00:26:49 |
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2008-07-09 09:42:01 |
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2008-07-09 13:58:00 |
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2008-07-10 13:11:24 |
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2008-07-06 17:18:40 |
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2008-07-07 08:08:56 |
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2008-07-07 19:47:47 |
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2008-07-07 14:56:59 |
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2008-07-08 07:03:30 |
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2008-07-09 04:01:37 |
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Doug Freyburger <dfrey |
2008-07-14 11:43:32 |
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2008-07-15 03:54:17 |
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Dirk Bruere at NeoPax < |
2008-07-15 14:13:22 |
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2008-07-15 23:07:46 |
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Dirk Bruere at NeoPax < |
2008-07-15 22:21:56 |
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Neolithic <neolithicno |
2008-07-16 13:29:35 |
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Neolithic <neolithicno |
2008-07-16 13:29:32 |
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Dirk Bruere at NeoPax < |
2008-07-16 02:41:44 |
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Doug Freyburger <dfrey |
2008-07-14 12:55:14 |
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Doug Freyburger <dfrey |
2008-07-15 10:27:52 |
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