The Religion of Confusion
I have been around Satanism and Satanic people my entire life and one
thing is most certainly clear there are some confused individuals in
Satanism.
I have always stood my ground even against fellow Satanist's however
it is time for a reality check!
1. LaVey did not invent Satanism and to make it clear it is a three
thousand or more year old religion, LaVey might have put a "media
spin" on it however, and his teachings were simply opinion and now
are gathering dust.
2. Satanism doesn't require you to wear black and get a hundred "I
Love Satan" tattoos all over your body, a few nice touches honor the
Master but do not think he wants you looking goofy with flames tattooed
on your face, besides what kind a career could you get?
Satan wants you to gain personal wealth, so appearance is everything if
you want to look odd, and then make sure you pursue and odd career and
be the best, Satan is tired of broke servants.
3. Satanism is so far from being nice or acting like you really give
"three shits" what anyone thinks I never have and never will nor
will Satan so quit "role-playing" Satanism is a religion for strong
individuals.
4. Screw the safety of the Internet if Satan would want Email he would
probably Spam us every sex site, tobacco site and make drugs available
over the Net, find offline groups and participate "big word"
participate offline, Satan doesn't have a lap-top when you go to
visit him someday how will he know you!
5. Practice Satanism Offline, the Joys of Satan, Orders of Vaseline,
and Temples of Holy Big Dick amount to nothing unless they are offline,
maintain an informational site or exchange emails or post articles, but
do not practice Satanism online!
6. Be committed "get a spine" and if your organization needs help
or wants to launch a project get from behind the monitor and donate
some time, or send them a check, Christians keep building churches and
Satanism keeps growing dimmer!
7. Burn LaVey and read the Masters!
LaVey was a showman, repeatedly his lies were exposed and in reality,
he really remained confused and bitter, his writing style shows this
well and contradictions show his lack of knowledge!
Perhaps welfare and keeping the "Black Shack" intact was most of
his worries.
8. Find a cause or something you strongly believe in and
"bulldozer" all the cynics and critics under by picking your
battles and remaining strong, shout out "I am a Satanist so Fuck You;
I will have an opinion that matters!"
9. Former Church of Satan Leaders, LaVey sympathizers "don't come
round here no more" practice your form of "pseudo-Satanism"
elsewhere, Satanist's worship who?
10. Find yourself before the Master Satan finds you, get it together
practice your worship and research him, get to know your Master and he
will get to know you, your actions will speak louder than any ritual
words.
11. "Climb out of the closet" become knowledgeable be a "street
leader" or "community leader" representing not some E-Group but a
group that gathers even once a year offline!
Show Satan you are there for him you reside on his Earth, so give the
Master the respect he has due!
12. "Get Balls" and stand up for Satanism, offline print flyers
hand them out everywhere you go and organize even one or two at a time,
size isn't important when it comes to a "quality offline
organization."
13. Satanism has nothing to do with the television show Charmed, so
don't dress Satan up all pretty just to "take him out" Satan is
as great looking or as ugly as we all are, and you can't apply Celtic
Knots and Wiccan "Tree Rubbing" or Pagan drum beats to the worship
of Satan.
14. Let's celebrate the Master Satan more on Halloween, quit dressing
like Christian Vampires, Disorderly Nun's and Sponge Bob
Square-head's and start dressing like She-Devil's and even Satan
himself, spend a "few bucks" and honor him right!
15. Quit being so fucking nice to the Christian's and Muslims and
realize they will "stab you in the back every time" fuck them;
leave them alone furthermore they do not require our space!
16. Listen what pleases you don't stop buying Slayer albums however
find out the bands that really support Satan and get behind them screw
the "in-it-for the money" rockers and support the one's with
fellow Satanists, and quit thinking LaVey could ever hold a tune, his
singing his organ music ranks the worst known to man or woman.
17. Wear the pentagram, and buy a nice larger one "screw the tiny
one's" that the mall carry, find yourself a great one "be proud
symbolize Satan" carry is symbol through-out life and show the public
you are an individual, and practice Satanism.
18. Avoid religious combat at the workplace, do not argue with the
sheep, and just know you could tear them to shreds, you have no
employee rights when you are a Satanist the A.C.L.U. probably does not
have time for your case!
19. Take your battles and choose them wisely, fight against Christian
Tyranny or its attempt to overthrow Satan from society with whatever
means necessary.
20. Don't hesitate to bring back "animal sacrifice" just don't
kill children and avoid murder charges Satan doesn't need "virgins
or souls" he has had plenty of them for years and he doesn't need
them dead, convert them to follow him he will much more pleased that
having you sit in jail for murder, what will you do for him there,
surrounded by Bibles and "born again" losers!
21. Practice spells and Satanic Work's, delve in ancient formulae and
learn older world languages that will allow you to perfectly perform
rituals, and if you desire the leadership roles for Satan remember he
expects allot from his people.
22. Quit blaming the time, the family, the job become a Satanic
patriarch and do it in the next few months, study, plan and make your
move in the name of Satan become known for what you represent.
23. Write you own spells, incantations, and rituals and burn all the
stupid books that Wiccan writer's "churn out like pop-corn" and
convince people the paths of "mumbo-jumbo."
24. Quit thinking just because you're a Satanist that every girl or
guy needs to fuck you that is the case if you wield the power and
otherwise get a life, get some game, get a haircut do whatever it takes
but get laid, but quit thinking because someone is a Satanist they owe
you some dick or pussy!
25. Finally get the word evil back into the vocabulary, when dealing
with sheep it is an easy word to scare the "shit out of them" and
avoids fighting, using the word evil has gotten me over a lot of
business jams and messes and is the reason I sprinkle the word often
into situations I find dislikable.
Thanks Again
Grand Magister Blackwood
The O. N. A.
The Temples of Satan
www.realsatanism.com
Official Statement of The Order of Nine Angles United States
As per our recent meeting September 4th 2005
The Order of Nine Angles has officially agreed to abolish all official
members that fall under membership before September 2004.
All E-Groups NOT APPROVED by The Order of Nine Angles U.S. are not
recognized by the O. N. A. U. S.
All previous memberships are hereby annulled; re-application is
required to maintain membership in the U. S.
Please feel free to reapply by visiting www.realsatanism.com.
Grand Magister Blackwood will stay on as spokesperson and will step
back from the Master Title in 2006 giving it over to the New Master in
to be appointed in 2006.
The Order of Nine Angles
Matt Schulte
Allen Rankin
Tom Blackwood
Paul Woods
Natalie Evans
Timothy Douglas
Lisa Vandermulen
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