On Jul 8, 8:05 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell spake thusly...
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> > On Jul 3, 11:45 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...
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> > > > On Jul 2, 2:47 am, St. Jackanapes <st-j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell whispered this
advice...
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> > > > > > On Jun 22, 11:49 pm, St. Jackanapes <st-j...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote:
> > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ Father Haskell barfed this out...
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> > > > > > > > On Jun 15, 2:07 pm, "William R. Cousert"
<wrcous...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > "Braeden Appeal" <mymyma...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>
> > > > > > > > >news:Xns9ABE8B40BF921braedenappeal@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> > > > > > > > > > Hi
>
> > > > > > > > > > Braeden is a seven year old boy from Houston who
suffers from Asperger's
> > > > > > > > > > syndrome, a form of Autism. Braeden's mother is a
single parent, and she
> > > > > > > > > > struggles every day to provide the care and attention
he needs at home,
> > > > > > > > > > living off disability payments in order to prevent
Braeden being
> > > > > > > > > > institutionalized.
>
> > > > > > > > > > Asperger's children can only learn their social
behaviors through direct
> > > > > > > > > > experience, and whilst Braeden learns a lot at school,
he needs to be able
> > > > > > > > > > to interract with other children through the summer at
this critical
> > > > > > > > > > period
> > > > > > > > > > in his development.
>
> > > > > > > > > > We have launched this appeal to raise $555 to send
Braeden to Victory Camp
> > > > > > > > > > where he can experience the outdoor life, be active,
make new friends, and
> > > > > > > > > > most crucially, further develop his social skills. Any
help you can give
> > > > > > > > > > would be hugely appreciated, and if you like, we can
add your name to our
> > > > > > > > > > donors page.
>
> > > > > > > > > > Please visit us on the
web...http://braeden.freehostia.com/index.html
>
> > > > > > > > > > Donations can be made through PAYPAL to
mymyma...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> > > > > > > > > > Thanks for reading and thank you in advance for your
help.
>
> > > > > > > > > How do we know that this boy exists, or that money sent
to your paypal
> > > > > > > > > account will actually be used to send him to camp?
>
> > > > > > > > > Notice how this user changed the followup groups?
>
> > > > > > > > Since when does a footlocker cost $240?
> > > > > > > > $30 at Target, tops.
>
> > > > > > > I think that he's actually looking for something a little
larger than a
> > > > > > > footlocker. You know, something to fit the corpse of a large
child.
> > > > > > > Little Braeden is going camping eternally.
>
> > > > > > A 32 gallon Rubbermaid tote would work if they
> > > > > > dismembered Braeden after poisoning or smothering
> > > > > > him. Is he going into the drink? Vent holes would
> > > > > > be helpful to keep it deep sixed.
>
> > > > > Don't forget carve out Braeden's lungs out and toss them to the
side
> > > > > (feed to a dog later) before shoving his torso and related gore,
> > > > > chitlins, and heart (*unless you'd like to FedEx that keepsake
that to
> > > > > his Mom) into the rubber box because those lungs will pop his
torso back
> > > > > to the surface even if you remember to poke those holes into the
sides.
> > > > > Think of the lungs as a couple of air-filled balloons.
>
> > > > Grind the lungs and other colorful entrails into bologna. Sell
> > > > them to churches for bible school lunches.
>
> > > Not bologna - grind them up and toss in a little pickle relish and
call
> > > it Sandwich Spread - that's what they sell it as here in Central
Ohio.
> > > The first time I ate it was when I was a 18 and cutting the lawn of
my
> > > girlfriend's 90 year old grandfather for booze money. He invited me
in
> > > for lunch and served me green pea soup and a sandwich made of stale
> > > white bread with this pink chopped up stuff with red & green flecks
in
> > > between the stale white slabs. I asked him as politely as a
hung-over 18
> > > year old male could ask: "What the hell is that fleshy pink stuff??"
The
> > > 90 year old man cackled maniacally for a good 10 minutes until he
could
> > > get control of himself. H told me that they sell it at the grocery
store
> > > - they make it at the end of the day by sweeping up all the stuff
that
> > > fallen on the floor of the butcher's room all day long and tossing
it
> > > into a grinder and calling it "Sandwich Spread" - the old coo told
me
> > > that he called it "Floor Sweepings" - that was in 1973 - and to this
day
> > > you can walk in any local grocery store and find a container of pink
> > > fleshy stuff sold in the deli and called Sandwich Spread.
>
> > > ....it takes all kinda critters...
>
> > Sounds like the Oscar Mayer "Luncheon Loaf" they used
> > to sell around here.
>
> I think that they still sell Oscar's Luncheon Loaf in these parts - and
> worse. I've seen slabs of "Head Cheeze" sold around here - I'm not sure
> if it was Oscar's - and I haven't seen it for a while.
Head cheese is whatever scraps of meat they have
left on the outside of a pig or calf's head, carved off
and compacted into a loaflike form. Rather disappointing
if you've always been intrigued by the more "exotic"
recipes in Irma Rombaugh's _Joy of Cooking_.
As for whatever Little Oscar puts in his cold cuts,
remember who Meinhardt Rabbe played before
driving the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
> But my old friend's Floor Sweepings tip got me hooked on the stuff. It's
> got pickles & things ground up along with the mystery meat stuff. To my
> surprise when I began dating my present girlfriend, her family was
> already very familiar with it. They live in a small farming/bedroom
> community town with a family that's been their grocers for the past 70
> years or so. And they sold there own floor sweepings that was as good or
> better than cor****ate Kroger's stuff.
>
> But they moved to a big new store in town a few years back and when I
> bought myself a pint of sweeping's it tasted awful! It looked different,
> too. They'd ground up American cheese in the mix - I don't know if it
> was in there before - but if it had been, it had been ground up more
> than this batch. You could see the corners of the cheese squares.
>
> I went in & complained - they swore that it was the very same recipe
> that they'd used before the move. I quit buying it there and went back
> to Krogers. Then I heard through the grapevines (that can only exist in
> a very small town) that the Floor Sweepings (my name had caught on) now
> tasted as it did before the move - with no explanation why.
>
> There are a lot of very small groceries in small towns out here in corn
> country that have their own butchers. I think that I'll take some day
> trips this summer and bring my camera along to record some of the odd
> things that they sell to share with the world. But I bet that there are
> stores in the South/South West that could easily outdo any of the
> oddities that the Lower Midwest can put forth.
Who the **** buys olive loaf? Looks like it has little
green eyeballs in it.
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