Question #1: Is your name "Dave"?
Then you're an idiot
Question #2 Do you use Webtv?
They you're an idiot
Question#3 Are you a fundy creationist delusional brainwashed
uneducated latent homo***ual troll?
They you're an idiot, but not justt a run-of-the-mill idiot, but a gay
idiot